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Film Review: Terminator:Salvation

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Ah, where did it all go wrong? Terminator Salvation has the potential to be a lean, mean killing machine, but unfortunately in this vision of the future, McG is in charge. Despite some fantastic design work and arresting visuals, the whole thing grinds to a halt under the weight of exposition and a refusal to engage with it’s most interesting characters.
The story itself is straightforward-ish. John Connor is hunting for Kyle Reese, so he can send him back in time to become his own dad (Hey, I said ‘Ish’ didn’t I?). Meanwhile, executed killer Marcus Wright comes back from the dead (maybe…) post judgement day, to find out he’s super human, or maybe not human at all-they team up, fight the machines and try to save Reese- with me so far?

There’s a lot of heavy (metal) metaphor going on here, with Sam Worthington pumped full of liquid metal making a particular impact. It seems at some point in a production process almost as convoluted as the Terminator series various timelines, somebody decided to give us a parable about mankind’s reliance on, and interaction with, technology. Unfortunately for the viewer, this probably doesn’t test too well, so McG replaces it with a bunch of judder-cam and explosions,while losing anything that made us actually care.

Bale looks borderline comatose throughout, doing a little bit of his gruff Bat-vox to make us think he’s earning his pay as he broadcasts robot killing news to the survivors of humanity, even if some of it is a bit stupid (Early Terminators can be killed with a knife, for example), while the rest of his script seems to be limited to shouting his own name at various machines. Meanwhile, Worthington struggles to convey empathy for Marcus, our other central figure. This isn’t to say his acting is bad here, it’s just that we never spend enough time with the character to give a shit. He’s a half human Terminator that thinks he is/actually is human, and thinks he deserves to die. It’s a fascinating conceit, but one that just isn’t developed.

Unfortunately this leads to a choppy, disconnected feel throughout, the explosions look great, and the killer metal eels and death-cycles are amazingly cool, but they never feel as dangerous as they should-mainly because you couldn’t care less if everyone gets killed or not. As an action film it has some fantastic sequences, particularly the opening sequence, and a spectacular helicopter crash, all of which look far more realistic than, say, Transformers, but carry all the dramatic heft of the car crashes in The A-Team. There’s no sense of urgency or peril.

It is possible I’m misreading all this, and the fact that we connect far more with the machines than the humans is some kind of postmodern statement by McG (I kind of doubt it though), and if the blogosphere is to be believed, his original ending was dark, deep and fantastic. Unfortunately it was also common knowledge, so it’s been changed to one of those bloody awful, studio-approved upbeat endings that we all know and fear, and even the original would struggle to cover the plot holes (why exactly does SkyNet have touchscreen controls?) or budget gaps. With a re-edit and a whole bunch of inserted dialogue, this could be great, as it is? Well, there’s a reason it’s been out-box officed by ‘Night at the Museum II’. Not worth saving.

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Destroy All Academy Award Winners

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It’s awards season again! Well, it isn’t really, but the point is that while others may cover the Oscars, the Baftas and of course, the Junior princess all-star frisbee throw off, Electric Spectre maintains it’s reputation as the planet’s best source for the news that counts by bringing you: The Robot Hall of Fame Awards!

To be honest, I didn’t have a bloody clue there even was such a thing, but Engadget have helpfully filled in the blanks in my CPU and informed me of this week’s event in that hub of technological progress-Pittsburgh.

Now, terrifying mecha-beast the Da Vinci Surgical System and Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity were inducted, and rightly so, but apparently so were Huey, Dewey and Louis from 70s Disney space-gonk fest ‘Silent Running’ (oohh ooohh George Lucas liked it a bit you know? ooooh that’s exciting, it must be AMAZING!!!! Ooooh oooh, I just spurted oil in my electric robot sex pants), and the T-800. Yes, the one in the picture above. The fact that Terminators aren’t like…real or anything obviously not deterring voters-ES would like to nominate Unicron for next year’s awards.

Here’s hoping that ‘Salvation‘ will be less of a waste of time than this.

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Best. Poster. Ever.

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Electric Spectre stands up and salutes the new poster for Terminator: Salvation. For it is awesome. Go look. Then come back. Go on. Shooo!
Yeah. Ace huh. We really, REALLY hope that Salvation can make up the damage done by T3 to our collective, Arnie worshiping psyches. It does have Christian Batman Bale, so hopes are high. Don’t let us down Hollywood.

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Now Make One That Looks Like Arnie

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Good news for anyone building a T-101 in their garage, it seems that science types from, of all places, Bristol, have created a robotic head that can accurately mimic human facial expressions. Now, I’m not sure why this is a good thing, and neither it seems, are the people building it:

“Research has shown that if you have a robot that has many human-like features, then people might actually react negatively towards it,” agrees Kerstin Dautenhahn, a robotics researcher at the University of Hertfordshire in the UK, who calls Jules’ copycat routine “very impressive”.

After studying the video footage however, we’ve noticed that the main facial expression mimicked here seems to be ‘cumming’, meaning that we are edging ever closer to making those silver girls from the cover of ‘Omni‘ magazine a reality! (Note:If you ever own anything like this, and are tempted, try to visualise a small zucchini being lowered into a blender until the urge goes away)

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