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Watch The Skies…If You Can Afford It…

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Aliens! If Hollywood is to be believed, the US Airforce is the only hope we’ll have against a full-on extra-terrestrial invasion, although in recent years the evidence (well..Independence Day…) shows that they’d be ably backed up by Her Majesty’s forces. Well, not any more baby.

Today saw the MoD shut down that most vital area of national defence-UFO investigations! According to a spokesman for the RAF:

“There is no defence benefit in such investigation and it would be an inappropriate use of defence resources.”

After a half-decade in which bug-eyed space beasts have resolutely refused to appear in the skies over London, the ministry will instead focus its budget on more oil rich/important issues like blowing up most of the middle east, presumable handing over space defence to the Green Lantern Corps.

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Shoot To Kill!

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We don’t fuck around in Britain when it coms to aliens.

RAF pilots have tried to BLAST UFOs out of the sky under a top secret Government directive, it was claimed last night.

Nick Pope — who worked on the Ministry of Defence’s UFO desk for three years — revealed the rules of engagement for the first time.

He claimed RAF pilots had fired at UFOs on several occasions — but failed to bring them down.

He added: “We know of cases where the order has been given to shoot down — with little effect to the UFO.”

We’ll get the blighters next time.

LINK (The Sun)

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