It’s Iron Maiden week here at ES, and while the guys have many things to recommend them, fashion sense is not one of them, a trait they sadly seem happy to pass on to their fans. A quick look around the net found the items above on open sale! Now I know for a fact there are literally millions of fans out there, and the large percentage of them that are teenage boys from rural communities are probably thinkin “wow-those are awesome!”.

Sorry guys, but fingerless gloves will never be the way to a woman’s heart (let alone her pants), buy these instead.

This has been a public service announcement.

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