
When travelling, ES staff get around the pesky rules about guns on planes by only travelling by nuclear submarine, but this clearly wasn’t an option for one Florida resident this weekend, as he stepped onto the concourse at Dusseldorf International armed with a pump action shotgun, two pistols and a combat knife.
German rozzers were quick to step in and confiscate the weapons, whose owner claimed ignorance of international law on these matters.
Back in the US police said they would ‘look into’ how the man managed to get on an international flight tooled up to the teeth.
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Despite what you may think, I’m not actually named after the car pictured above (Mr and Mrs Interceptor thought very carefully before naming their firstborn), but I still feel a certain sense of noblesse oblige when it comes to road warrior related stuff, so check this shiz out!
Turns out there is an entire club dedicated to dressing up in football pads, nazi helmets and feather boas, and terrorizing US highways! This doesn’t work in Britain because it’s hard to be threatening in a pimped out Ford Fiesta, and frankly, I’m not surprised Australia passed on the idea, it probably wasn’t hard enough for those guys. Anyway US Citizens, with gas prices the way they are, these guys might have the right idea, so sign up today!
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December 2, 2008 – 1:59 am

Tired of queing at the ATM while the person in front of you seemingly arranges a mortgage? Time to take a cue (see what I did there?) from the armed forces of Zimbabwe, who, when faced with that very situation recently, struck apon a novel solution- simply go on a tooled up riotous looting spree! While tempers may have been affected by the current water shortage/cholera troubles, it’s pretty much a case of wish-fulfilment for anyone who has tried to pay in a cheque on a Saturday afternoon- Barclays, take note (and don’t take your lunch at the same time as your customers). Nice to see Mugabe’s goverment working smoothly as usual.
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Apparently there’s a bit of a ker-rofl going on about Iron Man at the moment, and seeing as we’re the type of people who,if intending to fight/do crimes, would be more likely to do it in a suit of armour full of guns than Spandex (Unlike Bruce Dickinson) I thought I’d better stick my oar in. Apparently some US fans reckon the song Iron Man (As featured in the rockin movie trailer) is about the superhero Iron Man. It is of course, a bit about the kids book Iron Man by Ted Hughes, and a bit about the fact that Geezer Butler was snorting superhuman amounts of coke while writing it, which is why he is our fave member of BS (except possibly Dio). Anyway, theres a big, pointless argument here if you want to get involved, and it gives me another chance to post the above picture (courtesy 80s Tees) of possibly the stupidest T-shirt in the universe-Enjoy!

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