Wish I’d paid more attention in technology class….
LINK (Megavolts)
Tag Archives: Gun
Homemade Coligun
0 CommentsMay 13, 2009 – 12:26 pm
Still Have All Your Own teeth? Not For Long Granma!
0 CommentsDecember 9, 2008 – 12:26 am
Hey octagenarian pimps! Tired of that pesky recoil when you try to pull off a drive-by in your mobility scooter? Annoyed that medicare insurance doesn’t cover your Gat? Too feeble to even lift a gun, but enjoy killing people anyway? Worry no more! News today that an American company (Of course) is busy trying to market a gun as a medical device. Aimed mainly at seniors (Who may or may not be suffering from dementia) the palm pistol is ideal if you’re suffering from arthritis or a similar debilitating condition. According to the corporate bullshit:
“It is also ideal for seniors, disabled or others who may have limited strength or manual dexterity. Using the thumb instead of the index finger for firing, it significantly reduces muzzle drift, one of the principal causes of inaccurate targeting. Point and shoot couldn’t be easier.”
Limited manual dexterity. (Perhaps ifyou’ve yet to evolve an opposable thumb for example). Anyway, it’s never been easier to kill the staff at that crooked nursing home your kids stuck you in.
LINK (New Scientist)
Bayonet? Naa. Chainsaw Bayonet? Yeah!
0 CommentsDecember 1, 2008 – 6:39 pm
Ring. Ring. Ring. PISTOLPHONE!
1 CommentsNovember 29, 2008 – 12:17 pm
This wonderful looking contraption above was seized from the Naples based Cammora Mafia. It’s .22, can fire four bullets in quick succession, and the trigger is a button on the keypad.
Just don’t mix it up with your real mobile. – Annoying ringtone – grab – press – BANG – dead.
LINK (BBC)
