As we all know, the first ten million is always the hardest (Except for the Spectre, we made our money in knock-off Pokemon cards), but once you get there, the first thing you need is a yacht, a gambling and Vodka addiction, and of course, an unsutably young Russian bride!
Wrong! Russian mail order ladeez are sooo last century, now, in living proof that fashion (and despair) repeats itself, the gentleman who can’t buy class or elan should again look East; To Chnlove.com to be precise!
Yep, it’s an innapropriately named and marketed-through-facebook site that promises you ‘pretty chingirls’ looking for (and I quote) ‘wealthy westernmen’ . I was under the expression a pretty chingirl meant Reese Witherspoon, but hey, you can’t take it with you right? Grab yourself agold-digging harridan now!
