Ah teenage Goths. For years one of our fave kicking groups, these soot-hired nobbers are at it again by the sound of it, this time in sunny Boston, MA. For the past few days spooookily named headmaster Lynne Moone Teta, of the city’s prestigious Latin School, has been busily informing the world’s finest news organisations (that would be us…) that there are no, repeat NO vampires attending the school. According to one student:

 ”Students believe that they are vampires and today when a student was bitten the police were informed, I heard that one girl was arrested another suspended.”

ES tried to contact Ms Teta for comment, but we were chased away from her castle by giant howling dogs. Personally, I blame ‘Twilight’.

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