Who could predict that mighty Cthulhu, Electric Spectre’s favourite God, would really, really hate windmills.
ENGINEERS from Ecotricity are working to establish how a 20m blade mysteriously fell off a turbine at Conisholme wind farm – but residents have their own conclusions.
Speculation has continued amongst residents in Conisholme and the surrounding villages with some saying they saw strange flashing tentacle shaped lights above the wind farm on the night before it happened.
Mr John Harrison, Saltfleetby described how on Saturday night, January 3 he looked out of his landing window to see a ‘massive ball of light’ with ‘tentacles going right down to the ground’ over Conisholme wind farm.
“It was huge” he said “At first I thought it must have been a hole where the moon was shining through but then I saw the tentacles – it looked just like an octopus.
Who would have thought ‘Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn’ translates to ‘Fuck you windmill.’
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