Everyone who’s ever visited the south west of England already knows how weird it can be, coming over with a sort of overly-medicated, cider-soaked Lost Boys vibe (on it’s better days), so it doesn’t really come as a surprise to find that the town that bought us the Owlman appears to be home to yet more beasts unknown by science. According to the ‘Falmouth Packet’ newspaper, local resident Sam Bradbury had a pretty weird encounter after hearing some rustling in the bushes on the way home last night. According to Sam:
“It was a little bigger than a dog and had the face of a cat with eyes that were glazed over and luminescent like a lion’s at night. It left when it saw me but appeared to only walk on two hind legs much like a kangaroo would and had behind it a bushy tail like a fox.”
Online cryptozoologists appear to be stumped, but here at ES we pride ourselves on in-depth research, so I am going on record as saying that the artists depiction almost perfectly matches the 70s Marvel character ‘Rocket Raccoon‘. Man I’m glad I moved to the city.
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