NASA. The worlds number one space agency, run by dedicated men and women commited to furthering Human knowledge right? Wrong-Nasa are in fact a group of loons with access to the planets most powerful explosives, as evidenced by their latest plan:
NASA are going to BLOW UP THE MOON!!
Well, almost. Basically they are launching the LCROSS satellite, it’s mission;to search for water on the lunar surface. So far, so boring. But it’s the method that’s interesting-the probe will detonate a huge explosive device, sending an explosive plume up to 6 miles into the Moon’s atmosphere.
What could possibly go wrong?
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So, as it looks increasingly likely that North Korea will soon be raining hot hail on Japan, and we all know the US can’t resist the prospect of an extended conflict in Asia, it can’t be long before the mushroom clouds start to blossom, and the mutants start to emerge. Now, after riding the tube to work, I’m the first to realise that public transport just isn’t equipped to deal with EMPs, Radioactive fallout and Humungulous attacks. So, in event of nuclear war-how will we at Electric Spectre get to work and become the world’s sole remaining news agency?
Well luckily, there’s a sale on at…Tanksforsale.co.uk!! We’re going for a bloody great Panzer, but for the more credit-crunchingly minded among you, may I point you in the direction of the truly stupid Badonkadonk land cruiser (pictured above).
Not only does this thing look like an SUV for Jawas, but you can be sure that it’s mighty 6hp engine will propel you across the wasteland, Fist of the North Star style, at the incredible speed of 40mph! More than enough to outrun any gigantic mutant dinosaurs I’m sure you’ll agree!
Oh-one final thing, unfortunately there’s no guns on this thing, so you and the four friends/breeding stock you’ve chosen to save may need to invest in a flamethrower while you’re at it.
Happy Motoring!
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