Africa. Cradel of civilisation and home to some very stupid and superstitious people. A goat has been arrested for armed robbery. Don’t worry, it’s not that dumb. The armed robber was obviously a shapeshifter who turned themself into a goat after the robbery, because, of couse a goat cannot carry a weapon.
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape.
A police spokesman in Kwara State has been quoted as saying that the “armed robbery suspect” would remain in custody until investigations were over.
And then it gets eaten.
LINK (BBC)
