It’s a Pikachu mask in the same way that a chainsaw flying towards your genitals is just a garden tool. I’m scared.
Abnormal Service Will Be Resumed Shortly
0 CommentsJuly 5, 2009 – 12:42 pm
Exploding Computer – The most popular videos are here
As regular readers may have noticed, there’s been something of a gap in service here at the Spectre recently, while our code is, to be fair, falling apart at the seams. DO NOT PANIC!
In order to fix these glitches, Electric Spectre will be taking a (very) brief hiatus from reporting doom, awesome, robots, tanks and Godzilla, and all the other things that are fit to rant about, as our top design goblins work on giving us a lovely, spanking new site overhaul which will bring us more in line with our other epicwinmedia.com sites.
Speaking of which, in the meantime, you’ll still be able to catch our nonsensical ramblings over on slashingtheseats.net, downtuned.net and watchwithmothers.net, where a plethora of other writers have joined us, with the result that some of the posts have correct grammar and spelling!
So come on over and meet us on the boards, normal ELECTRIC SPECTRE service will return soon, so bear with us.
Love You Longtime
0 CommentsJuly 4, 2009 – 12:23 pm
As we all know, the first ten million is always the hardest (Except for the Spectre, we made our money in knock-off Pokemon cards), but once you get there, the first thing you need is a yacht, a gambling and Vodka addiction, and of course, an unsutably young Russian bride!
Wrong! Russian mail order ladeez are sooo last century, now, in living proof that fashion (and despair) repeats itself, the gentleman who can’t buy class or elan should again look East; To Chnlove.com to be precise!
Yep, it’s an innapropriately named and marketed-through-facebook site that promises you ‘pretty chingirls’ looking for (and I quote) ‘wealthy westernmen’ . I was under the expression a pretty chingirl meant Reese Witherspoon, but hey, you can’t take it with you right? Grab yourself agold-digging harridan now!
Less Plastic Than The Real MJ?
0 CommentsJuly 3, 2009 – 12:32 pm
After managing a whole week without mentioning MJ, proof positive that many fans had waaaaay to much time on their hands…a video so terrifying it will have you bricking it!
Who Mourns The Midgets? We Do…
0 CommentsJuly 3, 2009 – 12:24 pm
Occasionally it’s a struggle finding suitable stories to cover here at the Spectre, but just occasionally the kind of morbid comedy destruction that we specialise in just drops into our laps. So it is then, that we travel down Mexico way, where mourners are out in their thousands, showing respect too…Two midget Luchadors who were poisoned by fake hookers.
Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, better known as La Parkita – Little Death – and Espectrito Jr. had been entertaining the bogus tarts in their hotel after a match, when it’s beleived they were fed mickey finns resulting in their untimely demise.
