You might be sick of those bloody birds and pigs, but it’s near impossible not to smile at this video from Electricpig.
Author Archives: Mitch
How To Ruin Valentines Day
0 CommentsOh dear. Valentine’s Day is already a bit tacky – and expensive – without a sexy motion controlled party game. I don’t think this is the type of game anyone imagined when Sony announced that the PlayStation Move would have games for older players. The game was due for release this past weekend, but it seems to have disappeared from most retailers and the UK UbiSoft Website. However our cache is made of strong stuff and we have found the terrifying official description for the game. Check out this gem:
Use the PlayStation Move Controller in unbelievable ways, as you’ve never imagined before…wave it around to the beat of your favourite tunes, old and new…put it in your pocket and act-out flirtatious actions…squeeze the controller to you or balance it to navigate precarious challenges…sometimes co-operative hugging helps, and it certainly doesn’t hurt.
Quite disturbing that performing a fun striptease is rated suitable for a 12+ game. Anyways probably best not to buy this for a loved one and stick to that overpriced set menu at the Italian down the road – though if you are in the need for some excitement I hear there are some other things you can do with that Move controller…
Shaving Helmet
0 CommentsNo doubt a clever fake, but if real you have to wonder if the guys could make one for bikini waxes….
Android Web Store Opens
0 CommentsGoogle have finally launched the Android Market web store, which should mean a much better browsing experience for Android phone owners hungry for new apps on their phone. Until now the only way to browse for apps was through a very fiddly phone interface or by using a third party website called AppBrain. One of the best features on the site is once you have picked out an app you simply click install and as long as your phone is connected to the internet it will start installing – no need for cables or long syncing processes. This was the best feature of AppBrain till a naughty OS update killed remote installs from that site, bit evil Google. Non English speaking countries have complaints about very poor localisation, though Google promises more languages to be supported in the coming weeks. If you from a country with no Market support you are left with a blank screen with banner ads – very pretty. Hopefully later iterations of the site will provide more punctuality, but it looks a good – if extremely late start – and gets kudos for not needing to install any software clients on the computer.

