Comments on: Have you ever worried that the economy is controlled by time-travelling jackanapes?

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:52:22 +0000

Aww, sorry Luke. What I meant to say (before my mind SPLODED) was thanks for writing such a fabulously strange article.
It’s “da bomb”, as the kids would say.

By: Von

Von — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:35:27 +0000

This: http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

By: Interceptor

Interceptor — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:27:51 +0000

It’s all about cutting out the middleman. And in Von’s case, the nakedness.
Anyway, of course this isn’t possible -Jean Claude Van Damme would put a stop to your evil plan.
I use my own time-travel abilities to tread on butterflies before the dawn of prehistory, and to annoy ex-girlfriends by arriving in a flying Delorean and dropping off incorrect numbers for the following week’s lottery.

By: Von

Von — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:12:30 +0000

Even better:

*gets naked*
*PROFIT*

By: Luke

Luke — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:07:50 +0000

Alex, don't thank me. I noticed that you didn't even try to thank me, which was a little rude, but still -- don't thank me. I'm just doing my job.

Von, I think I can cut that process down a little:

*goes to dark industrial estate* *gets naked*

*PROFIT!*

By: Von

Von — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:01:36 +0000

*sells stock in google*
*goes to dark industrial estate*
*gets naked*
*stands in sphere of energy and lightning*
*????*
*PROFIT!*

By: Alex Sheppard

Alex Sheppard — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:01:00 +0000

Mind. BLOWN.