Bad Games+Bad Art: Mafia Wars/Farmville

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Obviously we’re all glued to Bioshock and eagerly awaiting Final Fantasy XIII right?

Well, you are if you know tuppence-ha’penny about actual gaming.

If however, you happen to be one of the airheaded majority that don’t complain about the Wii’s PS1-era graphics then chances are you’re getting your games fix elsewhere-like on FaceBook for example…

Yep, anyone with a lick of sense hates Mafia Wars and Farmville, the short, pointless and annoying games that all your FB contacts insist on messaging you about every three minutes, but for the man in the street they’re apparently great – as evidenced by the huge rash of fan art currently infecting the internet.

Ranging from the sublime…

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through ridiculous…

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and on into inevitable creepy-pervy territory…..
“I’m afraid we had to remove this pic due to OriginalKittens offended artistic sensibilities -for the record, it was a weirdly proportioned lady in a leather skirt -no doubt making you an offer you couldn’t refuse…(*it wasn’t great …)”

This crap is everywhere!

Try not to get too angry as you scroll through this gallery of shite – just remember that at least it isn’t slashfiction. Yet…

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2 Comments

  • Posted September 15, 2010 at 12:27 am | Permalink

    Wow…thanks for the nice words about a piece of art I did for a laugh for a game I was playing. It was all done tongue in cheek. Firstly can you remove my artwork from your page as you have stolen and used it without permission. And secondly maybe you shouldnt be so anal about these games. Seriously have you heard yourself? Talk about getting their knickers in a twist over a darn browser game and its silly fan art! Laugh my dear…it keeps others guessing what ya up to and also may help force that pole out of your ass :)

  • Interceptor
    Posted September 15, 2010 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    your welcome Kitten -unfortunately I can’t laugh as I recently underwent a triple-trachaeotomy. Years of swallowing crap from bad artists eventually led to a rotted adams apple. Fortunately I now have an extra hole to spew bile through – cheers!

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