Final Fantasy XIII is out a week today, and such an epic deserves a lot of time. Sadly this means no time to cook healthy nutritious meals, so here are some alternatives that are the perfect accompaniment to a marathon gaming session.
Doritos
Big massive bags of Doritos are a must – good for dipping and no chance of getting your hand stuck in a tub. However they do have a disadvantage – they can make your hands – and controller – very messy so invest in some baby wipes as well to keep your digits pristine. It is for this reason that stuff like burgers, fries, kebabs and the pictured ‘munchy box’ are not recommended, unless you want to buy a new controller in a few days after it falls apart through grease.
Irn Bru
Too much cola will make your brain explode, so do yourself a favour and get some bottles of Scotland’s 2nd national drink.
Pot Noodle
You will want something hot in you at some point, and a Pot Noodle is quick and easy to make and eat. Stick a massive for in there, twist a few times, stuff in your gob.
Malteasers
Something sweet to combat all the savoury treats. Malteasers are great as you can get them in a box and not worry about them melting away to nothing in a sticky bag.
Energy Drink Shots
For a boost of energy go for one of these shots instead of one of the hulking cans. Most energy drinks taste like bad piss, so best to get it over and done with quickly.
There you go, a lovely balanced variety of junk food to get through a few days of Final Fantasy XIII. Some of the stranger readers may want to pick up some apples and oranges but I would not recommend them under any circumstances. Recommend your own below!
