Let me set the scene that will be familiar to anyone who sometimes drinks at home: several days ago I was well and truly up against it. Unopened bottles were looming from every angle, and to compound matters, I was struggling to keep focused. I knew that hard work and concentration were the only things that would ensure all my drinking was done on time, and to a high standard. To do this it would be necessary to build a massive fort in my living room using all of my furniture.
The results were immediately obvious. Within the isolated confines of my Boozefort I was able to get everything done with a minimum of fuss, crippling lower-back pain allowing. I knew then that I had to share my discovery with the world. Luckily when building my Boozefort I had been blessed with good sense and foresight, and had documented every step. Several joyless hours with Windows Movie Maker later, and I was ready to share the wealth of my knowledge:
I hope you all have fun constructing your own fortresses of solitude.
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3 Comments
far more user friendly than a mere workfort…I shall be constructing my very own Fort tonight…
What kind of Fort? Sexfort? TellyFort? Survivalistbombshelterfort?
sexfort obviously. I have assistants…