NewsGush: Ice To See You!

A drunk bear

We’re Back! Yep, welcome to your all-new, all still bloody stupid, all awesome Electric Spectre! And just in time too….

Generally any booze that arrives in the ES office lasts about 4 minutes, so we sympathise with Scotch peddlers Whyte & Mackey, who recently decided to relaunch McKinley and Co. , a Scotch that’s been defunct for most of the last century. W & M obviously want to check their new version tastes the same, so are looking for a sample..in the Antarctic.

Seems full-blooded lunatic alcoholic/explorer Ernest Shackleton left a couple of crates down there about a century ago, and assuming the Penguins haven’t taken to drink to combat global warming-induced stress, then team leader Al Fastier is confident they can unearth a few frozen bottles from Shackleton’s camp:

“It’s been laying there lonely and neglected. It should come back to Scotland where it was born. Even if most of the bottles have to remain in Antarctica for historic reasons, it would be good if we could get a couple…”

Electric Spectre would like to raise a toast to this quest for the ultimate in Scotch on the rocks – cheers!

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