What with all the genetic engineerings going on right now, it shouldn’t be long before you can choose your baby’s haircut in advance-no longer will the jewfro stigmatise high school students. Of course, after the birth there’s always the slim chance that trends may change! Oh noes! What to do? Simply head on over to babytoupee.com (yes yes, I’m amazed the domain was available as well…) and pimp your toddler out in the latest style! While the ‘lil’ kim’ has slightly unnerving connotations, no-one would fool with Samuel. L. Baby, baby!
