With all the wheezing, sneezing, coughing and expiring victims of the piggyness soon to be upon us (including the moron I saw in a Chiswick pub wearing a mask the other night), there’s going to be plenty of germs around, so it makes sense to utilise them to make yourself fabulous right?
Yep, praise be to Epi-Skin, who are at least the most original of the pandemic profiteers, with their home grown viral jewelery-seen at the petri stage above.
If you’ve ever fancied having a deadly virus multiplying across your chest but don’t like visiting SoHo, then this could be for you!
