Meanwhile, Backstage With Motley Crue…

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Good news for the Uranian poets amongst you, because thanks to modern science, appaling vanity and $15,000, 50-year-old mother Janet Cunliffe now looks..exactly like her own daughter Jane.

In a move gauranteed to improve the whole mother/daughter fantasy you’ve been secretly hoarding, and possibly/hopefully creep the hell out of her husband, Janet states:

“The way I see it she got her looks from me in the first place, mine have just faded with age..”

Along with her morality/mental faculties it seems. Still, here’s to next year’s hottest trend!

LINK (Daily Mail)

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