With the apocalypse fast approaching, it’s obviously time to cash in. So it is with great fanfare that a new catalogue landed on our doorstop this morning, and for once it wasn’t for ‘Wizzy Kebabs’. Nope, because this is the time of year that the cheery optimists over at American Bomb Shelter have a sale!
Seems Obama’s positive attitude hasn’t convinced some people (Especially now that Putin has proved he can kill a tiger in a wrestling match), so home shelters are big business again. So it’s heartening to see that just $16,000 (about £3.27p) will net you:
All of the precision manufactured steel parts
All of the pre-cut and shaped rebar, including enough for one riser
A single blast hatch for that riser
Two 8-foot ladder sections for a 16-foot ladder
An ASR-100N-NBC Safe Cell air filtration/ventilation system
Two blast valves (one each for the air intake and exhaust pipes)
One overpressure valve
Free telephone technical support
And free delivery too!
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