As we all know from watching TV, sweetbreads aren’t really sweet, and ill-prepared fugu can wipe you out. Not that practicality or the laws of probability have ever stopped gourmands trying these stupid (and frankly, not that great) foodstuffs however, as confirmed by an outbreak of mass blowfish-bollock poisoning
At least on a par with Hamster-removal in the ‘embarrassing reason for being in the emergency room’ stakes, seven diners developed paralysis and lost consciousness after eating the grilled balls on Monday night, where at least three remain in critical condition. Police are holding the chef for professional negligence and serving deadly neurotoxins without a licence. And you thought McDonalds was bad for you.
LINK (MSN)
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McDonalds is bad for you. Only McStuff will give you a slow agonising death by being a fatty against the honourable fugu-death.
So it’s a case of Samurai-style fugu death vs WWII Internement camp McD’s? Now I have visions of the Burger King running a ‘Hostel’ style torture camp…
Enticed in by scantily clad Eastern European girls suggesting you lick ’special sauce’ from their bodies, but wake up to find yourself hooked up to a contraption that feeds you burgers, one after the other til you explode like the girl in Slither.