Bad news. Or good news, depending on the size of your wallet… but I’m betting this is not gonna be the best news you’ve heard.
Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.
The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.
Controversial?
“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.
He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.
Well, seeing as money has only been around relatively recently, it seems that women have adapted pretty damn quickly.
LINK (Times Online)
4 Comments
Evolutionary prostitution? Awesome. Nature digs whores.
No Wonder I Get So Many Complaints…
What happen if you have an overdraft?
If you have an overdraft, you’re only allowed to bang her when ’she’s in the red’, which is a very crude joke I thank you.