ElectricSpectre

You suddenly become aware of the situation.  Well, the most obvious bits.  Your friends are nowhere to be found and you are in a neighbourhood you don’t recognise.  All you know is that you can barely walk for all the beer that has been drunk and your phone, for reasons to various to explain is unavailable.

“The Zoombak Universal A-GPS Locator, already the leading product in the Personal GPS Category, enables users to monitor, track and/or locate virtually anything of value from cars, motorcycles and other vehicles to luggage, backpacks, sports equipment, and even pets.”

  Bizarrely they don’t include ‘drunken compatriots’ in this press release, but when it’s called a “personal” GPS, one expects it to be carried on someone’s person.  They probably figure that anyone willing to spend £100 on one (plus a £10 monthly subscription for their services) are all growed up now, and only have sensible things to look after (and possibly their tearaway teenage daughter who they want to keep an eye on).Still, it’s a pretty cool little device if you are anal enough to log-on to their internet portal to check on the location of your various goods.
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